MOSQUITO MANHOME

So I was watching 106 and Park on the weekend, and their guest was Philadelphia Eagles WR Terrell Owens.


Show me the money.

Terrell boldly stated that his favorite movie of all time is "The Notebook". Well played Terrell, but as awesome as "The Notebook" is, it doesn't hold a candle to my favorite movie:


MOSQUITO MAN!

Mosquito Man can lift ten times his own weight, and has twenty foot wings that can beat so fast that the wind blows your shirt off! He drinks 5 tons of BLOOD. And that's just for breakfast! And he can enter your mind using telekenises to suck blood from your brain and render you:


De-Brained!!!!!

Indeed, you would have to be some kind of idiot to mess around with MOSQUITO MAN.

But, you say, if Mosquito Man is so kick-ass, can he defeat...


Jeff Goldblum?


Discuss/Discourse.