It has been a while since i blogged, i feel drained, lifeless. I am currently in scenic:
VANCOUVER CANADA!
Last week i was in:
ALGARY ALBERTA! and
(drumroll.....)
EDMONTON!!!
next week i am going to:
TULSA!
historic:
Albuquerque!
before wrapping the week in:
scientific:
DOLPHINICA!
my tummy is still somewhat rotten from the 30 pounds of beef i ingested in Alberta. They really do, as they say, "bring the beef in the 'Berta". They always say that.
In other news, I saw "Fighter Pilot" at IMAX today, it was a total thrill. What i learned is: "There is no better job than that of a fighter pilot, and nothing in the world worse than a war". I got moralled good at the IMAX.
The pilot was good, but we missed "Santa vs. The Snowman 3D" by a week. That would have been, "The Real Beef-Ball", as they say.
OTHER THINGS THEY SAY:
"Can't milk a cow without grabbin' a little tit".
True.
"That piss heap is making me thirsy".
Now that's just gross.
I'm going for sushi, i promise my posts won't suck/offend as much as this one once i return to "On-Terrible", get it? (They really do say that).
bb4n - m.u.d (miss you dudes). M.
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