John Kerry was a Swift Boat Captain. He is a National Treasure.
Sep 14, 2004
Marty loves the Movies
In honor of the film fest, i decided to do a couple of movie reviews of my own. Hope you like movies, cause I sure like reviews...
I saw the preview for the new Leo/Hughes Biopic "The Aviator". Leo has got to stop messing around with these big budget snoozefests and do something worthwhile before I stop having sex dreams about him. Eccentric Billonaire? I say "Eccentric Who-Gives-A-Shit?"
I saw "Napoleon Dynamite" on Sunday with Jules and Marko. We went to the sushi place next door to Carlton cinema before hand for some grub. They do this move where they load the Spicy Tuna Maki up with wasabi so it has this mean bite to it, and they don't wrap it in seaweed like they do at sushi on Bloor. Nice move sushi place, you've played before...
Ahhh but for the life Aquatic. i don't know if i have been more jazzed to see a new movie in some time. ALTHOUGH, i saw a preview on the internet on Friday and it was nothing AT ALL like i thought it would be. I pictured it being all in the 1700's like Chris Columbus and shit (1600's). So what i have decided to do is not see it, THAT way there is no way i can be disappointed by it and it can live forever in my mind as this perfect sparkling ideal (much like Minnie Driver in the mind of Matt Damon for the first half of "Good Will Hunting"; now that was a good fuckin' movie).
Good Fuckin' Movie!
This is how I rap. When Mark and I drop this new rap song it is going to permanently alter the course of human history, for the worse. It will be like an infectious plague, causing uncontrollabe butt shaking from Toronto to Iraq, and back. Be warned.
So i was trying to find a poster for that new movie "Cellular", and instead i found this sweet honey in a fanny pack. Somehow I think we are all better off for it. Cellular should have come out in like, '97 or something, and even then it wouldn't have been cool.
And finally, the moment you have all been waiting for, the best of 2004 and the winner of the Palm D'Or at the first annual "Marties", the winner is......
"I don't care about your crime... whatever you did, i'm sure you feel bad, so it's cool now, it's over... we're just two cool guys, just hangin' out".
In honor of the film fest, i decided to do a couple of movie reviews of my own. Hope you like movies, cause I sure like reviews...
I saw the preview for the new Leo/Hughes Biopic "The Aviator". Leo has got to stop messing around with these big budget snoozefests and do something worthwhile before I stop having sex dreams about him. Eccentric Billonaire? I say "Eccentric Who-Gives-A-Shit?"
I saw "Napoleon Dynamite" on Sunday with Jules and Marko. We went to the sushi place next door to Carlton cinema before hand for some grub. They do this move where they load the Spicy Tuna Maki up with wasabi so it has this mean bite to it, and they don't wrap it in seaweed like they do at sushi on Bloor. Nice move sushi place, you've played before...
Ahhh but for the life Aquatic. i don't know if i have been more jazzed to see a new movie in some time. ALTHOUGH, i saw a preview on the internet on Friday and it was nothing AT ALL like i thought it would be. I pictured it being all in the 1700's like Chris Columbus and shit (1600's). So what i have decided to do is not see it, THAT way there is no way i can be disappointed by it and it can live forever in my mind as this perfect sparkling ideal (much like Minnie Driver in the mind of Matt Damon for the first half of "Good Will Hunting"; now that was a good fuckin' movie).
Good Fuckin' Movie!
This is how I rap. When Mark and I drop this new rap song it is going to permanently alter the course of human history, for the worse. It will be like an infectious plague, causing uncontrollabe butt shaking from Toronto to Iraq, and back. Be warned.
So i was trying to find a poster for that new movie "Cellular", and instead i found this sweet honey in a fanny pack. Somehow I think we are all better off for it. Cellular should have come out in like, '97 or something, and even then it wouldn't have been cool.
And finally, the moment you have all been waiting for, the best of 2004 and the winner of the Palm D'Or at the first annual "Marties", the winner is......
"I don't care about your crime... whatever you did, i'm sure you feel bad, so it's cool now, it's over... we're just two cool guys, just hangin' out".
Sep 9, 2004
And from the wonderful world of sports:
Shaq Dad: Lyrical Mastermind.
"The Diesel is back in the booth, and the word is out. Miami Heat center Shaquille O'Neal, whose rap albums include "Shaq Diesel" and "Shaq Fu -- Da Return," has collaborated with DJ Vlad on a new rap CD called "Hot In Here Part Five." On the single titled "You Not The Fightin' Type," O'Neal takes a swipe at former Los Angeles Lakers teammate Kobe Bryant. In the song, while calling out DJ Skillz, a Cincinnati-based radio deejay, O'Neal says: "Even with wings you never as fly as me ... you remind me of Kobe Bryant trying to be as high as me ... but you can't ... even if you get me traded ... wherever I'm at, I'm Puffy; you Mase and you're still hated." ESPN.com
Kobe: Just got served.
Shaq Dad: Lyrical Mastermind.
"The Diesel is back in the booth, and the word is out. Miami Heat center Shaquille O'Neal, whose rap albums include "Shaq Diesel" and "Shaq Fu -- Da Return," has collaborated with DJ Vlad on a new rap CD called "Hot In Here Part Five." On the single titled "You Not The Fightin' Type," O'Neal takes a swipe at former Los Angeles Lakers teammate Kobe Bryant. In the song, while calling out DJ Skillz, a Cincinnati-based radio deejay, O'Neal says: "Even with wings you never as fly as me ... you remind me of Kobe Bryant trying to be as high as me ... but you can't ... even if you get me traded ... wherever I'm at, I'm Puffy; you Mase and you're still hated." ESPN.com
Kobe: Just got served.
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