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Which former Friend and wife of Mr. Smith has found a new way to deal with her heartache. Pals say she has had her nails painted to read "B R A D" on the right, and "P U T Z" on the left, and is showing them to anyone who will look... Which rock-star of the long-shlong variety was spotted shopping in Soho with his precious pooch on the weekend. Employees at DKNY say he marched in and demanded two custom coats, "one for my dog, and one for my dick"... Which Hilton heiress named for a french capital spent Friday night at Bungalow 8, where she gabbed with friends and did some serious spit-swapping with one Dikembe Mutombo... Which chunky spiderman was canoodling with Candace Bergen at the Orioles game on Tuesday. One eyewitness heard him whisper "take me out to the ball game" in Candy's ear before the first pitch. He carried a sign that read Eating Spaghetti Pleases Naguire and shouted "D'oh" after a Sammy Sosa homer... Which husky hunk of Funky Bunch fame peed his pants while in line for the Dave Matthews show last night... Which famous half of now defunct "Bennifer" is changing her name yet again, this time over a lawsuit. The trouble arose when Leonard Brinker of the Jersey Shore Freight Company filed a defamation suit on Friday, claiming her nickname was a rip-off of his long-time handle "Lenny from the Dock".