Bloggers in a Dangerous Time

Q: If Leo was on American Idol, what would they call his fans?



A: Leo-Tards!

Welcome back to the LDFH. As STAIND would say, "It's been a while". Today I'm going to throw down some fresh blog lingo, or blingo as it's called. All the kids are kicking it, so I thought I should get you up to speed (or should I say hi-speed DSL! Wheeeee!)

Item #1.


Bloggerati: n. The bloggerati is a group of super-elite blog-snobs (or blobs)who dominate the blogging landscape. Some members of the Bloggerati are:

Me
Antonio Esfandiari
Tyler Hayden

Item #2.


Yule Blog: 1. A blog celebrating Christmas. Often enjoyed with Egg-Blog. 2. A blog celebrating Yul Brynner.

Examples include:

The Christmas Blog
BaldHeadShine.com
Yul Brynner: Hollywood's Russian Pharaoh

Item #3.


Geeblography: The notion that the world exists only as a series of interconnected blogs, with no substance outside of said blogs. An incorrect view. OR IS IT???????

Item #4.


Blogunka-dunk: A large, round blog favored by hardcore bloggers. Often appearing in blog videos.

Item #5.


Blogonese: A blog topping for all your pasta needs. A typical recipe would look like this:

Ingredients
- 4 boiled tomatoes
- 1 pinch of salt
- 3/4 of a pound of ground lamb
- A blog

1. Cut up the tomatoes and the blog.
2. Mix them in a pan with the salt and the lamb.
3. Heat the pan.
4. Let sit 8-10 minutes to cool.
5. Serve and enjoy!


LOL Admin.