Yeah you'd better watch out
if your going to throw that dogshit in the toilet (pollution man)
yeah you'd better watch out
if you are not re-cy-cle-ing! (pollution man)

cause he's going to kick your ass
if you don't shut the water while you brush your teeth (brush your teeth)
and he'll get real pissed off
if you leave a frickin' light on when you goin' to sleeeeeeep!

Cause he's mean, and green, POLLUTION MAN!
A butt-kicking machine, POLLUTION MAN!
But a machine that runs on fossil fuels and fart gas, fart gas, FART GAS...

POLLUTION MAN!

This week on POLLUTION MAN, a strange force is taking over the city. People everywhere are polluting! Pouring coffee on the ground so they don't spill it while driving. Spitting gum and cigarrette butts on the sidewalk and putting candy wrappers on tree-planters!! What is going on in our fine city? What evil force is causing this pollution? This looks like a job for... POLLUTION MAN!

PD: Yo Pollution Man, we gotta stop all this polluting before the city becomes a wasteland of dirty syringes and coffe cups!
PM: You are damn right Pollution Dude, lets get to work!!


TO THE RESCUE!!!!!

PM: Look, the people are all polluting because they forgot that their environment loves them!!!
PD: What are we going to do Pollution Man?
PM: I GOT IT!!! PEOPLE OF EARTH, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION. IF YOU COULD ALL LOOK UP AT THE SUN FOR A BRIEF MOMENT, I THINK YOU WILL REMEMBER SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU ARE FORGETTING!!!


"It's Beautiful!"

PEOPLE: We're sorry pollution man, we forgot that the earth loves us!! Thank you for saving us from pollution!
PM: Don't say sorry, just pick the crap off the ground and stop pollutioning!
PEOPLE: YAAAAAAY!!!


POLLUTION MAN!