EASY ANSWERS

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Greetings Net-Heads!

Mr. Weapon put up some delicious movie reviews today ("Weapon" link to your left) and it inspired me to tell you about a little flick I saw last night called:


THE MOVIE IS CALLED PRIMER!!!

So I don't want to give too much away, but in the movie these two guys invent a:

***WARNING - VERY VERY MILD EARLY-MOVIE SPOILER AHEAD - STOP READING NOW IF YOU ARE ONE OF THESE UPPITY TYPES WHO GETS ALL PISSY IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU LIKE EVEN SOME MUNDANE DETAIL ABOUT A MOVIE LIKE WHO DIRECTED IT OR HOW LONG IT IS OR THAT TWO GUYS INVENT A TIME MACHINE IN IT***

TIME MACHINE!!!

I know right! Awesome! Or, as a hacker would say:

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011000110111101110100001000000110110001101001011011
100110010100100000011100110110111101110101011011100
110010001110011001000000110001101101111011011110110
110001100101011100100010000001110100011010000110000
101101110001000000111010001101000011001010010000001
100100011010010110011101101001011101000110000101101
100001000000110010101100110011001100110010101100011
011101000111001100100000011010010110111000100000010
011100110000101110010011011100110100101100001

(It's binary babies. Get hip to it.)

So these dudes are not only have the ability to TRANSCEND TIME but they also must deal with some important MORAL DILEMMAS. These moral dilemmas include:


1. What to call the time machine!


A: In the end they backed off Mikey Trasuttimonkol in favor of the more fan-friendly "Rhombus" (geometric shape with no sides or angles).


2. Can you put a time-machine in a time-machine?


A: Yes, but the results are.. tssss, no no wait for it, wait for it... timeless!!?!


3. Can a time-machine be taught to love?


A: Yes, in fact, contrary to popular belief, time machines are based on love.


And finally, perhaps the toughest question of all:

4. What does time travel feel like?



I'm afraid that to this one, there are no easy answers. Right Leo?


LEO: There are no easy answers.

Right Leo?


LEO: There are no easy answers.

Right Leo?

8:27 AM.