Dec 14, 2004

The Golden Boy



Hey Leo Heads!

It has been a busy week folks, what with Leo getting the Golden Globe nod for The Aviator, and his rare appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show! That's a lot of Leo! I almost OD'd!

Now I don't want to jinx anything, but...okay, here goes: "Leo will win the Golden Globe for Best Actor". There I said it. Whew! That wasn't too bad. Alright why not? "Leo is going to win a fricking Oscar!" Whoah man that felt good. Just imagine L.D standing in front of the assembled masses: the live crowd, A-Listers and starlets abound; the betting types, sitting with their Oscar pool money on the table, cursing themselves for picking Paul Giamatti; all unified in their love and appreciation for Leo, the murmers, then the whispers giving way to a low rumble, and if you turn your T.V up and lean in real close you can start to make out the words, sinking together into a slow, loving chant, "we're sorry Leo, we were wrong to doubt you and make fun, we are stupid, stupid people Leo". Perfection.

The one drawback is that a win would launch Leo into the realm of "mainstream-movie-superstardom", and away from the low-key, indie-arthouse type stuff that he has been pursuing for the past few years. What can I say folks, some are meant for greatness!



PS- Due to a late resurgence of the cult idea, I have left the poll so our finalists can scrap it out for first place. Vote now folks, this is Leo's future we are talking about...

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