Signs of the Times

Do you know what the universal sign for choking is?


It's this.

So that's like sign language. But you don't know sign language you say? I beg to differ. What if you don't like someones driving?


Sign Language.

Like someone more than a friend?


Sign Language.

Or say you have a cold?


Sign. Language.

Not only are we communicating with body signs all the time, we are also communicating with other signs that affect the people around us in a myriad of ways.

For instance, studies prove that at least 8 times a day we use:


Brain Signs.

And while we may not even be aware we are doing it, Brain Signs can cause such drastic results as:


Laughter!

And even:


Embarrassment.

Indeed, Brain Signs are something to be mindful of. But even worse than Brain Signs are the dreaded:


Computer Signs.

These are the most insidious of all the signs, and can manifest themselves in anything from:


Your Watch.

to your...


Borrowed Calculator.



I'm sorry I just can't go through with it, I'm stopping there. That has to be the most awful post ever. I actually feel sick to my stomach. Blech.

Happy weekend all, sorry for the yuck-fest!

LOL ADMINISTRATOR.